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Why Tom Wacker Has Spent Three Years Looking At Girls With Big Boobs

It was hard, thankless work but someone had to do it.

For three solid years former Lucky 13 leader Tom Wacker toiled away on an exhaustive online survey for the good of the traffic exchange industry.

He wanted to find out what made advertisers tick, what they liked to put on their splash pages in order to get your attention and he was most diligent in his research.

As Tom put it himself: “Over the past three years I have viewed hundreds of thousands of splash pages, landing pages, copy pages and more than a few unidentifiable pages. I have kept meticulous track in several categories, and the secrets are just about to be revealed.”

So what did he find? Well his research revealed that girls with big boobs (GWBB) seem to come out on top, if you pardon the expression, when it comes to the vast majority of traffic exchange adverts.

But Tom was not content with that one finding alone because his tireless research on your behalf led him to identify several subsets of this overall category.

He identified, for example, the following four important groups:

A: GWBB and a fist full of $100 bills.
B: GWBB and perfect teeth. Often with a really stupid surprised look on their faces and a fist full of $100 bills.
C: GWBB and perfect teeth in an exotic beach setting. Often with a laptop computer, but not necessary to complete the scene.
D: GWBB with perfect teeth in a mansion. Less common than the first 3.

So that is what came out top of his survey but he has also shared the adverts which came second, third and fourth during his journey through many hundreds of thousands of splash pages.

Does GWBB feature elsewhere in his survey results? You bet she does but I won’t spoil the surprise for those of you who have not already seen his full set of findings.

Find out more: TomWacker.com – Survey Results: Surprises

 

 

13 responses to “Why Tom Wacker Has Spent Three Years Looking At Girls With Big Boobs”

  1. Marye says:

    LOL…geez what a job πŸ™‚

  2. Hey Tom,

    I saw your post the other day and commented. I bet you’ve gone cross eyed after those 3 years LOL

  3. Three years in a labor of LOVE!

  4. Howard Fullmer says:

    I like this study

  5. Karen Kuty says:

    ROFLOL–when I saw the headline to the blog post I thought the answer was “because he’s not dead yet…” repeated 4 times.

  6. Glenn Witmer says:

    Tom ran to the front of that line when the project was announced….he can really run when he has to

  7. LOL, Tom must be a sleeper. He needs more pillowss, to lean on. πŸ™‚

  8. Patricia Dean says:

    ROFl, Hilarious

  9. Jon says:

    Only three years? πŸ˜‰

  10. Raj G says:

    It’s good to know that Tom must have enjoyed his work… lol

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