The weather is good today at Ledvina Towers and so Justin decided to take a dip in his pool. He was gone for hours and so Janelle, who was worried that he might be having too much fun, sent Milo (The Banner Monkey) to check up on him.
What Janelle did not realize is that Milo does not really like Justin since that time the TimTech CEO stole his secret stash of bananas for a dare a few months ago and gave them away to homeless birds.
So when Milo got bored watching Justin dive into the water for the 10th time, he uncovered Justin’s secret stash of CTP experience points…so he grabbed himself a big fist full and then another and then another.
Milo gave the XP to Janelle and now she wants to give them away to you.
Here’s how to get them.
- Buy 1,000,000 Banner Impressions for Only $19 at The Banner Monkey
- Send in a support ticket to email@example.com with your transaction ID and a note saying something like “I want 100,000 of that monkey’s experience points.”
- Then you will have 1,000,000 banner impressions at a crazy price and 100,000 CTP XP too.
- Don’t tell Justin.
P.S. Just one day to go until World Cup 2014.