The land of ClickTrackProfitica is on a heightened state of security alert after it was revealed that a plot has been hatched to capture and EAT the original golden chicken of XP.
The plot was revealed in a “bedtime story” which was published on the Lucky 13 team blog and it does appear to be a genuine post.
According to this story one of the team members, described as having “a broken wrist and a very large appetite” wanted to eat the tasty fowl.
The relevant part of the post in question described this team member as “a slave” and said the following: “… the slave, shackled to the nearest piece of machinery by his non-broken wrist and with his very large appetite, wanted to capture and EAT the Golden Chicken of XP, and the rest of the group was understandably horrified. The very idea!
“One can only imagine that the slave’s keeper, along with the golden-haired ladies from the Southern part of the realm who were also among the group inside the barn marked ’13′, all said these words at the same time: “Hush, slave! Thou keepest surfing or thou getteth NO MORE food at all!”
As a result of this Sir Tim of Tech has increased security dramatically and this blog has asked Lucky 13 team leader Tom Wacker for an explanation.
We asked him: “Are you aware of any plot by any member of Lucky 13 to kidnap and eat one or more of the group of animals collectively known as the “golden laying stock of XP?”
He replied: “There was at least one member that seemed to think roast chicken sounded like a real good dinner. He has been placated with Pizza and Hot Dogs. I don’t think him to be a significant threat to the golden chickens. At least so long as he is properly nourished.”
Read more: A Lucky 13 Bedtime Story