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The Mystery Of The Sponge Revealed…Carl Uses It To Slow Down Time

Carl Davies yellow sponge video still

I did promise to let you know what Carl used his yellow sponge for…seemingly he uses it to practice his skills at slowing down time.

Apparently by calculating the cube root of the mean number of pages surfed by the top seven members in the top six teams in The Premier League on any given day and dividing the result by Pi, it is possible to slow down time.

Try it yourself if you don’t believe me or just watch how Carl does it by clicking on the screenshot of his latest CTP XP giveaway.

Carl Davies Slows Down Time with the power of XPAs you can see, he has not totally perfected it yet. And while slowing down time is not easy, it is all in the numbers, all in the numbers.

34 responses to “The Mystery Of The Sponge Revealed…Carl Uses It To Slow Down Time”

  1. I wish I could use it as a magic wand that makes me millions lol

  2. Lynn M says:

    Ha! That’s some funny stuff right there. Good on ya, Carl!

  3. That is a great video..now the Matrix producers will start looking for you!Keep it up Carl wtg!

  4. Kris Rogers says:

    Ummm, yeah, good luck with slowing down time. If you do find out the answer don’t forget to share it with all of us at CTP!

  5. Funny. Funny. Funny.

  6. good try Carl. I slowed down time twice when I died.
    They brought me back to life on both occasions, but I woke up 3 days later. That surely slowed down time for me when I was somewhere else.

  7. Marye says:

    huh? lol funny πŸ™‚

  8. Charlotte Ericson says:

    I really wish I could slow down time right now so my vacation would last longer. Great video!

  9. Patricia Hedge says:

    Sweet video thank you for sharing

  10. Wendy says:

    Cool idea. If more dramatic will be more fun.

  11. Anne Bergman says:

    Great video πŸ™‚

  12. steven schofield says:

    Good luck with slowing down time.

  13. LOL I like your video great job

  14. Karen Kuty says:

    I was hoping to capture time in a bottle, myself. So, I would have a little reserve for when I need just a little more time…

  15. Abdellah says:

    very nice πŸ™‚

  16. Well. . . when we get out of phase with time itself, we create enigmas and paradoxes that may not be easily resolved.

    Still there are times. . .

  17. Glenn Witmer says:

    Time is what you put into it!!!

  18. Raj G says:

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    Hope Carl succeeds in slow down time… that would be of great help for all of us… lol
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  19. Carl doesn’t live too far from me and I think there is a flaw in the calculation…he has not taken into account the relative humidity multiplied by the density of the cloud!

  20. No limits ..the shows goes on πŸ™‚ great work

  21. Sunny Suggs says:

    Where do I get one of those sponges? I neeeeeed time to slow down.

  22. Ken Hulit says:

    very funny wish it would work

  23. Sig says:

    Sponge-Bob has enter the CTP !! Awesome!!

    Like this video..Good work

  24. Gary says:

    As soon as you figure out how to slow down time, let me know will ya? lol Very cool video.

  25. You might need some triangulation or Calculus to figure it all out. I could loan my CRC tables to you if you are interested. Of course you could go back to the SLIDE RULE and make the slow down rule. In case you do not understand the languages I have been using go to Google that is where all the nerds find their answers.

  26. Virginia Herron says:

    I just want a sponge that cleans for me. I don’t need it to do all that, just clean. Maybe ship orders for me on the side.

  27. Myra P says:

    LOL…interesting, and anything is possible

  28. Myra is right…. anything IS possible, its even possible that that has already happened, but because of the paradox created, time folded back on itself and cancelled everything before we were even aware of it… so did anything REALLY happen then…..?

  29. Patricia Dean says:

    Yeah right, continue having fun.

  30. David McKay says:

    Carl slowing down time or just avoiding cleaning?

    You decide. lol

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