Last night was profound. I’m not even sure how to tell you what happened. Maybe with a screenshot:
What I found was shocking. The reason we’re no longer in the Premier League is Justin Ledvina. He is slacking which means we were legitimately passed in our league!
Oh the embarrassment! We can’t even compete in our own competitions!
I will be regrouping and formulating a plan to conquer. Those other teams will be eating our dust next week!!